– Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
– If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
– Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you’re a “spider person.”
– When attending a movie you’ve already seen, yell out: “Don’t let him in! He’s the killer!”
– When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
– When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: “I hope I fixed it this time.”
– Beep when a large person backs up.
– Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the “little men.”
– Insist on making inanimate objects “dance”
– Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
– Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it’s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
– When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
– Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
– While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
– Insist that life is “one big musical,” then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.